Evil twin #1 and Evil twin #2 met in their freshman year dormitory. Although they were seemingly polar opposites, they discovered they were kindred spirits, sharing a passion for short-lived television shows and board games. Now older, perhaps a little less impulsive and most importantly geographically split up, they have attempted to put aside their evil ways. But when they do get together....
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Never Gone. . .
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Ms. Communication
HSF has put a one year expiration date on her current relationship. When I asked why one year, she responded by saying that if her boyfriend didn't know if he wanted to marry (?!?) her by then, then it's time to move on. I didn't realize that HSF was so eager to get hitched. Even so, when I asked why the need to get married, she looked at me as though I had grown an extra body part. It may because that statement was not something that she would have expected from me 2 years ago (when I was still dating her brother). In fact, I was one of those crazy girls that planned her wedding (despite the absence of an engagement ring) down to the type of chairs I would want at my reception.
I guess I've done a complete 180° and am not looking to settle down--it's great being a single gal in NYC. Or maybe I'm still smarting from the last relationship and don't want to feel dependent on anyone. It's probably a combination of the two. It saddens me to think that relationships have a limited shelf life (much like most dairy products) before they go bad. As ET#1 and Frenchie (aka IR) will attest, it seemed as though BF and I were more like spoiled milk than a loving couple this weekend.
I had asked BF to join ET#1, Frenchie and me for Korean BBQ in K-Town. He passed. When I pressed him to join us for Karaoke afterwards, he wouldn't commit. He said that he "would call me later about Karaoke." To me that sounded like, "I am not going to say that I will meet up with you later because if I do then you will hold me to it. I will call you later and if I am in the mood, I will join you." I proceeded to lay on the guilt trip and said, "I never ask you to do anything for me. I'm asking you to come karaoking with us tonight. It's really important to me and I really want you to go." NO EFFECT on him at all. This totally pissed me off and I rounded up ET#1 and we went merrily on our way to meet Frenchie for some BBQ, booze and singing.
ET#1 said that BF said that he would be joining us for karaoke later (at this point, I regressed to the 4th grade and was no longer on speaking terms with BF). But, he never told me any of this. He said that he would call me later. ET#1 made a point of telling BF that we would be karaokeing at around 9:00/10:00 pm and that he should not be late. We didn't start karaokeing until 10:30 pm. BF hadn't called, and when I checked my voicemail at 11:00 pm, there were no messages. So, I assumed that he was not joining us for a night of singing sappy love songs. We left the karaoke place at around 12:30 am and proceeded to walk towards Times Square so that we could drop Frenchie off at her hotel. I check my phone, still no messages. Alas, no one is perfect, not even BF. Then, at around 12:45, my phone rings and it is BF. He is mad pissed. He's been trying to get in touch with me since 11:00 pm (but, I had no reception, thus the missed call did not register on my Sprint PCS phone) . He had been killing time in Times Square for the past 1.5 hours and was upset that I didn't leave him the address of the karaoke place.
A Day at Singing Beach
The commuter rail line train was a pleasant experience. V read her book Freakenomics, and I listened to my MP3 player drifting in and out of conscience. My legs were glued to vinyl seating, but at least it provided some friction so that I would not slide off the seat as I was napping.
We trudged our way to Singing Beach from the train stop. After an eternity, we made it. The soft sand was hot and squishy underneath my feet. I doused another layer of SPF 30 Kiss my Face organic sunblock on my body. We spread out our towels on the sand about 10 feet from the water's edge. V choose to sunbathe and nap. I read the Improper Bostonian and marked all the hot spots I needed to visit. Reading started to become too taxing so I put the magazine away and got some sun on my pasty tummy.
With my eyes closed, I could hear the waves crashing, children playing, and a seagull stealing an almond butter and jam sandwich out of my backpack. A couple of teen girls sat nearby and here are some memorable quotations:
"Oh my god. That's a great suit. You look so skinny. Don't you think we look skinnier when we're together?"
"Um... That skirt is interesting. It looks like shorts because it clings to your butt."
"Do you think other people will think it is weird that we coordinate our outfits with each other?"
"Don't worry my jean skirt is from Abecrombie. It's cute and not like yours."
"I don't think you can go to that yacht club party. I mean are you a member?"
"You don't have to be a member if you are invited."
The girls disappeared to get some frozen yogurt. V and I soaked our feet in the cold Atlantic water and had to pack up to head back to Boston. The walk back to the train station seemed so short. I was solar powered, reenergized to face the week and night of work.
Monday, July 25, 2005
Sappy Sad Songs Soothe Souls
Three weeks ago, IR emailed the Evil Twins to tell us she would be in New York City for the week and could play on Saturday. I have not seen her in 7 months because she lives on the other side of the pond. Excited to see her again, I rented a car for the weekend and drove down to the city. The drive was exhilirating. I had time to replay recent events in my life and enjoy the warm 65 mile an hour breeze. I anticipated all the fun and news I had to share with IR information that cannot be transmitted via e-mail or phone.
We met IR in K-town and hungrily walked to a Korean barbecue joint. I am always amazed how time has no effect on some friendships. After an initial "what have you been up to," we spent our time eating charred meats and rice talking about the nonsense of life.
IR had requested a night of karoke, but before that could be begin, we thought we should try to lubricate our throats with strawberry yogurt flavored soju. While handling being the only non-asian person in the bar quite well, IR could only drink couple of shots of the sticky sweet concotion.
When we were in college, karoke, or music rooms, as they are called in Korean, were fairly shady operations. A hipster son would normally lead you to your room, while his mother ran the cash register. No drinks were allowed and the number of songs in english were limited. This Saturday, we went to Chorus, which had once been a place we frequented in college. I was shocked when I walked off the frightening freight elevator to emerge into an ultra modern foyer. With gray curved slatted walls and different colored neon lights, it looked more like the Starship Enterprise than a music room house. They had a wide variety of beverages, even alcoholic ones, available. However, little else changed as we were lead to our room with black pleather couches and a dim disco light.
It always takes time to cue up the songs. You don't want to start with something too difficult, and every song you look at seems only okay because you are sure if you keep leafing through the song book you'll find your golden hit. We were fortunate that between the three of us we have no shame and so at least embarrassment was not a factor in choosing the songs. Tempo also plays a key role in song selection. For example, after a heart felt ballad such as Richard Marx's "Right Here Waiting for You," you should follow it up with something upbeat such as "Locamotion" by Little Eva.
Lots of risky choices were made that night. ET#2 and IR did a version of "In da Club" by 50 cent. I attempted to rap JayZ's part in "Crazy in Love." Conclusion: Rapping is not only a cardiovascular work out, but also extremely difficult to keep up with even if you think you have the words memorized. Teen pop ido standards are much easier to handle. Backstreet Boys, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears all made an apperence that night. As a matter of fact, IR's poignant and somewhat off key rendition of "Everytime" was the highlight of the evening.
Maybe it is our age, maybe it was our mood, or maybe they are just easier to sing, my favorite songs for the evening were all about love gone wrong. Years and years of being inundated by Musak in elevators and malls had prepared us for this moment. The three of us sang and swayed to such classics as "Heartache" by Bonnie Tyler, "Love Fool" by the Cardigans and "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart. These songs made me feel a little nostalgic, a little melancholy, and a lot silly for being affected at all.
After we had all be come hoarse from over 2 hours of vocalizing, we departed ways. IR flew back to London the next day.
On my drive back to Boston, I did not listen to the indie rock CD's I burned. Instead, I blasted local easy listening stations that played the best of the 80's, 90's and today. Didn't even need a teleprompter to sing along.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Thank you V!
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
guilty pleasures
The firm librarian just dropped off my set of the NYC Zoning Resolutions. They are brand new, oversized, still smell of printer's ink, and oh so beautiful. At my old job, they gave me an old set that was falling apart and totally out of date. I was forced to use the online version which is a lot harder to navigate when trying to do statutory research.
I am such a land use loser... But, I just had to share with everyone (all 8 of you): I LOVE MY NEW ZONING REGS!!
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
mini vacation
We picked Puerto Rico because it was close enough that we could take a weekend trip, but it was far enough away that we could get away from work. I ended up bringing along some documents to review on the plane, but those quickly put me to sleep. The sleep inducing powers of legal documents never cease to amaze--there were 3 crying babies within 3 rows of our seats. Our ride was uneventful, except for the mad dash to the gate before hand. Note to self, never fly out of JFK unless you want to sit on the tarmac for over an hour and have the captain tell you that there are 29 planes ahead of you.
Monday, July 18, 2005
Walking the Line
An example of this balancing act is Saturday. Like almost every Saturday morning, I woke up early poured myself a large bowl of cereal (reduced sugar Frosted Flakes) and sat in front of the TV to watch cartoons. After "Liberty Kids" which I watch just to pick out the famous guest star voices and its bitchin' theme song, I assembled my backpack to go to school. With backpack on my back, I sat on my living room floor to procrastinate a little longer. I watched half an episode of "Xiaolin Showdown" before realizing it was a rerun and left the house. Pedaling on my ten speed bike, I thought of the experiments I needed to do and the lesson plan I had for the summer student. At school, I was farily efficient except for the 15 min I spent reading the NYtimes online. I destained one gel, took care of my cells, ran some PCR's and purified them, and read 2 pertinent journal articles.
On Saturday night, I went to D and T's place for a bbq. (No weekend debauchery to report, although on Thursday S and I did get digits from French astrophysicists.) I was greeted at the gate by T fanning the orange tongues of fire spreading from the coals. He doused the briquettes with an additional squirt of lighter fluid. Leaving him to his manly fir ritual, I walked inside the apartment, to see an elegant spread of crostini, tapenade, and wine. D introduced me to S and M, a fun married couple, who were in the middle of an animated story about M's mother. As I was reclined, in the leather arm chair with my glass of red, I was getting feeling that nice glow of friends and of course the wine because I am asian. At the dinner table, we convened with more wine, salad, grilled steaks, and potatos. The mood was set with more tealights and conversations about politics, theater, and work. However, that is not to say the talk was not lively or that S did not break into Sir Mix-a-Lot's "I like Big Butts."
Poor Elnora. She never had this much fun. For all her maturity and wisdom, I'd trade it all to stay walking the line for at least a little while longer.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Weekend Update
I meant to post this much earlier, but haven't really had the time...
One of my best friends from high school (HSF) was in town this past weekend. She is one of those amazing people that always manages to talk their way into anything. Her timing is impeccable--managing to get laid off right before law school and then collecting unemployment while in school. Some people have all the luck.
Anyway, this weekend, we had brunch in the East Village and then headed over to PS1. It was a beautiful afternoon for it. I've been to PS1 before, but never for one of their summer parties. I thought we were heading over for the art, but apparently they have music, barbecue, and beer in the courtyard on Saturdays during the summer. I even got free entry with my new work ID. Our firm does all the legal work for MoMA.
It was good. The boyfriend joined us--some of his friends were going to be there as well. We drank Magic Hat No. 9 (a throwback to Beantown), ate some burgers, and nodded our heads in time to the bass that was pumping in the background. The festivities ended around 8:00, we were all happily buzzed and maybe that's why the boyfriend and I agreed to head to Brooklyn where HSF and her girlfriend were meeting up with one of HSF's friends from San Francisco.
So, we trekked on out to Brooklyn and ended up at a dyke bar. The space is really cool--it has a roof deck and it was the perfect night to be drinking under the stars--a dance floor, a lounge area, a pool table, and Ms. PacMan. The only problem was, there were no cute girls to be found at this particular dyke bar. Strike that, there was one cute girl there but I am pretty sure that she was straight. The boyfriend was a good sport, he dealt with the sideways glances and the looks of derision from the butchy gals. I think that maybe they were jealous of his haircut. There were many bad haircuts there. The femme girls weren't much to speak of either. They were mostly Smith types with shorter hair and smelling of patchoulli. Not really my scene.
Boyfriend and I got sucked into a conversation with one particularly angry dyke who said, "Kids these days have it so easy. They think it's cool to be gay. When I came out. . ." She was all of 27. I guess that when she came out gays were being stoned and beaten with sticks by passersby and today when kids come out they get cool points. I don't think it works out quite that way. I think it's still hard for people to come out now. My youngest brother just came out and I know that his school is not throwing him a party of any kind. The other person that we talked to had ADD and kept repeating herself. She found out that I am [insert ethnicity here] and she kept trying to bond with me over that. She would say random words in a worse accent than mine. She then kept rambling about her cousin's upcoming wedding where she would be the least attractive bridesmaid. Well, her cousin is a NY City Knicks dancer and the rest of the bridesmaids are all Knicks dancers, so that's to be expected. And really, ADD girl was pretty cute, crazy, but not bad looking at all. I was reminded of the episode of Growing Pains when Mike Seaver asks (what was at the time) a hot blonde chick to dance and when she says yes it's in a super whiney voice. Talking to my fellow peeps can be very painful.
Anyway, that was my Saturday. Brunch in Manhattan, beer and barbecue in Queens followed by lesbians in Brooklyn. I hit 3 of the 5 boroughs in one day. Not too shabby.
Big girl bed
However, time had come to trade up. I was sick of friends laughing at me about it. I was sick of the children's sheets and not being able to find pretty bedding. But most of all, I was sick of my friend D's comments that my bed is a "man repellant." All summer he has been threatening to drive to Jordan's furniture and just buying a bed as a birthday/Christmas gift. And lately, I was getting worried that it was more that just idle threats that I might roll into my apartment and see tatooed burly men hauling my little twin away.
What I did not factor in was the expense of being a "big girl." I need new sheets and comforter. More pillows are needed to fill the top of the bed. I went on Overstock today and considered if I needed sateen sheets, which as fas as I can acertain are no different than ordinary cotton sheets. The hype worked and I bought them.
Maybe I just need to bring sheets from home. My friend W once gave me Gargoyle sheets as a joke but they may be the perfect addition to the bed. They are a sexy black with cartoon figures flying around them. Hmmm.... maybe the "man repellant" factor has nothing to do with the size of the bed.
You all are invited to a slumber party in my new bed. Last night I discovered that I take up only a third of the bed so there should be plenty of room for you all!!!
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
New Digs
It's 7:40 and the floor is almost empty. This is a good thing. If I were at the old place, everyone would be picking up their dinner orders right about now. I guess this new place is pretty good. The boyfriend says that I should see how I feel one month from now. We'll see how it goes.
Monday, July 11, 2005
Opinion poll: GenX ladies
So here is how the debate started. My friend G's friend K's live-in girl friend bought a ridiculously expensive coffee table. While I am sure K's lady contributes in many ways to the household, she currently is unemployed and bought the coffee table with his money.
G: Well, I think K should just let it go. It is no big deal. He can afford it.
ET#1: No, but I think it is silly. The least she could have done was consulted him before making the purchase. Or perhaps buy a more resonably priced one. What could be so special about this table?
G: That is not how the way works. You should always pay for what your girlfriend wants, it is your job as "the guy." Anyways girls are weird about money. Kr [his ex] used to spend....
ET#1: WHAT! Don't make ridiculous generalizations. Women are more than capable of handling things. And what girl acts like that?
G: They all do, eventually.
ET#1: WHAT!
G: Well, I don't see you ever paying for dinner.
ET#1: Hey, I would if I ever had the opportunity to. (Fortunately, the check is always given to him. It is not that I am weird about money, but seriously on my stipend I cannot afford to out that often and the idea of making someone ramen for dinner is not so appealing either. Also, I have attempted to pay for movies, beer and taxis. I digress, back to the story.) Okay, fine. Next time dinner is on me.
G: No, no that is not what I meant. I don't know what I saying, but......
Here is my question to all of you loyal readers: In the year 2005, do you think a man should still be considered the main hunter/provider?
Epilogue
G lost his wallet and I paid for lunch, happily.
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Happy Birthday, America!
As Evil Twin #1 will confirm, I was pretty much crippled on Sunday, the day after our hike. My body went into a state of shock since I am about as active as a slug these days. It was so bad that I had to use the curb cuts when crossing the street because my legs threatened to buckle beneath me as I stepped up onto and down off the curb. It was really bad. Despite all that, I was able to enjoy another all-American pass time on Sunday: shopping. And I'm not talking about a quick stop at a store. It was a marathon session of shopping up and down Newbury Street, at the Basement, in H&M and at Marshalls. Shopping is a full time job. We started at 9:30 at Flour Bakery in the South End, and fueled by the world's best doughnut and a BLT, we kept going until around 6:00 pm. Oh, and I was in 2.5 inch wedge espadrilles the entire time. Evil Twin #1 says that because of this, "[Evil Twin #2] is not weak."
Evil Twin #1 shopped for baby clothes and I shopped for my first old lady bathing suit. Shopping in the Juniors section of the Swimwear Department is enough to make one consider buying a mumu. It was a thoroughly demoralizing experience. I ended up with a black Calvin Klein onepiece that Evil Twin #1 helped me pick out. I have a feeling that if I wear it, I will also be sporting a sarong to cover up certain "problem areas". After our day of shopping (and watching some of the Beauty and the Geek marathon) we met up with BCM and SKY and BCM's little bro for a beer near Washington Square. We chatted and reminisced over our Magic Hats and BCM took us for one last spin in Maxine (the Maxima we rented).
The next morning, Evil Twin #1, Zandrea and I grabbed breakfast before Evil Twin #1 and I did a little more shopping. Evil Twin #1 found some very flattering jeans and I walked away empty handed. We headed back to 109 St. Paul and Evil Twin #1 packed me some snacks for my train ride home. When I got home, there was an extended display of "unauthorized" fireworks through out "el barrio" from 8:30 until around 1:00 am. It truly was a fantastic 4th.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
An ode to our hike
ET#2,B, S and new friend M
Never really making record time,
Since out of shape was I, ahem.
While the rocky steps seemed daunting
And at times my heart was a racing
Afraid of my friend's taunting
My legs kept moving dreading the incline they were facing.
Surely enough, to the top we did make it!
Mt. Liberty your ass we did kick,
And lunch we enjoyed at your summit.
Pictures of us, fellow hikers did take with a camera's click.
Then down we had to go.
Shouldn't we try to decend nice and steady?
But alas this was not to be so,
To see a bathroom, ET#2 was ready.
Finally, at the bottom of the mount
We knew tomorrow we would be sore.
Having taken too many steps to count,
Everyone, but B, on the ride home had a good snore.