Just the facts

Last weekend, Evil Twin #2 and A came to visit me in Baltimore. Here is a summary of our weekend.

Food/drink consumed:
- Pit beef and pit ham sandwiches and sides.
- Beer.
- French pastries.
- Crab cakes, raw oysters, chicken wings, and soda
- cookies.
- hush puppies, beer and el Jimador.
- MD steamed jumbo crabs and steamed corn.
- melon popsicles, peaches, blueberries, and mayo tomato sandwich.
- deep fried oyster mushrooms with cheese hot sauce and mesclun, apricots, meat on a stick, thai tea.
- green papaya salad, fresh rolls, and valicious pork.
- beer.

Sites visited:
- Illusions
- The Cop Shop
- Enoch Pratt Public Library
- Baltimore Cathedral
- Lexington Market
- Edgar Allen Poe's grave
- Annapolis
- 5 general stores
- Baltimore Farmer's Market
- Wegman's

Number of times ET#2 was asked to go to the stage as part of a magic act: 1
Number of Bear traps on that magic stage: 5

Number of borderline/closeted men we met: 2

Number of crab themed children's shirts purchased by A and ET#2: 5

Most awkward moment: Three of us eating french pastries while browsing through the guns and other police items sold at the cop shop

Most phallic thing purchased: pink pepper spray

Most missed item: CD with John Hodgeman saying "CRABS!'

Least delicious item tasted: el Jimador

Thanks, ladies for a fabulous weekend.



Addendum
I drove out to see B, in Frederick, on Monday.
Food consumed: 1 large hawaian pizza loaded with local pork products. beer.
times we laughed about something nonsensical: 4
Times I got lost in the dark: 2