An homage to Jack Handey.
A frightening sampling of my thoughts from this Sunday's morning run.
- Possible Remington Steele show titles. While most of the ones I thought of were actual titles here were some originals: Steele Magnolias, Ye Olde Shoppe of Steele, Let's Make a Steele, Steele the One....
- "Try to see it my way, something something something something. Why do see it your way, something something something something...."
- One word sentences. My teaching friend, once told me "Buffalo buffalo buffalo" was a complete sentence. There is "Fish fish fish" and "Dear deer, Dear." Can you think of any others?
- Is Merkel trying to bring a more conservative tone to the EU, or is she really just postering for her constituents?
- Why do the people who win the "Out of Control" vacations on "Regis and Kelly" always choose the cheesy cruises? I sent in my postcard for the trip to Tibet. When I win it is going to be the best time. I wonder if I get to walk along those falls in Llasa?
- "We can work it out, we can work it out. Life is very short. And there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend. Something something something something something, so I will ask you once again. Try to see it my way. Something something something something...."
- That ivory and black lace BCBG dress at Lord and Taylor was really cute. It should be on sale by now. I have nowhere to wear it. Gosh, someone has to be getting married soon. I don't really have shoes for it so maybe it is not a good buy. I really need some black shoes. I have a DSW coupon.....
- Roethlisberger is 23, 24 years old. I am older than most of the football players. Basketball, figure skating, gynastics, tennis, I can handle but....
- Evil Twin #2 is thinking about football (congrats Pittsburgh), and I was thinking about clothes. I am really scared.
- "Something something something. Why do you see it your way. There's a chance we might fall apart before too long. We can work it out, we can work it out." Is it "why do you see it your way" or "while you see it your way?" Why can't I get this song out of my head? My internal radio is horrendous. Next time I need to bring a Walkman.
2 comments:
off topic (or is it?)...I'm sure you've seen the pics of Angelina Jolie in her St. John maternity wear suit. You know-- the old lady one? I thought of you both immediately and stand my claim that St. John is for grandmas who go on cruises with their gold chains and done up hair.
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT'S A CRIME,
So I will ask you once again.
Try to see it my way,
ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF I AM RIGHT OR WRONG...
Are you referring to the Beatles, Stevie Wonder and I think Tesla did a version as well?
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