Resolutions should never be reserved for the new year. In order to better oneself, sometimes you have to set goals, a list you can check off and feel a sense of accomplishment. So this summer will now be deemed the summer of Evil Twin #1. (Summer's official start istomorrow, although I have already began working through the list since Memorial Day.) The following of are some of the things I plan to do in no particular order.
- Wear a skirt at least once a week. Shorts will be relegated for weekends or activities in which wearing a skirt would cause accidental panty flashing.
- Kiss a boy. Maybe even a little rated R groping.
- Write first first author research paper, submit and get it accepted.
- Venture to beach with bikini. A must do before cellulite takes over whole body from the patch on upper thigh.
- Dance the funky chicken/electric slide at a wedding.
- Watch less TV. Movies are not included as they are normally social events.
Feel free to make this your summer too. Share your list. It's going to be a wild three months.
4 comments:
I've been thinking my big Move is enough of a goal, but something you said yesterday made me realize I could make one small, but important, resolution: I will make a very dedicated effort to bring reusable bags to Trader Joe's!
Wow, my goals for the summer are the exact opposite of yours. I have vowed (i) to watch MORE TV, (ii) to wear pants moe often because all I seem to wear are skirts, (iii) avoid any publishing opportunities like the plague (b/c that time is not billable), (iv) do avoid line dancing at the 8 million weddings I am going to this summer, and (v) to not be caught in a bikini when I head to PR later this summer. Again, ET#1, Jack Spratt. . .
"Kiss a boy. Maybe even a little rated R groping." Oh my god! That IS so un-holy may god forgive you. Hopefully you touch thier private parts!
I notice the absence of save money to buy a plane ticket to London :(
Continue writing, I love the blog
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